Meet the Creepies #3-- CraniYam
Real name [ROOTDACTED]. He began his career underground taking out small potatoes in the “Spud Life” gang, but quickly got a reputation for his excessively violent ways. There’s nothing he won’t do to a potato; boil ‘em, mash ‘em, even stick ‘em in a stew. You didn’t hear this from me, but I heard one time he even French fried a guy.
Whether he entered the arena for personal or business reasons, no one knows. One things for sure, just don’t call him a sweet potato.