When asked, “what do you want to be when you grow up,” most kids will give you jobs like fireman, police officer, or an airline pilot. One profession you do not typically hear is “Brick Wall,” however that’s just what Floyd Flunkerton always wanted to be. After twenty hard years of practicing standing still and being immovable, Floyd was finally hired to be a load-bearing wall for a boxing studio, nothing glamorous but still an important step. Floyd stood up to countless fi
Every morning Day Dude has a critically important job necessary to the survival of all life on this planet. He watches the sun rise. After that, he does another job that is almost as important. He eats breakfast. While these may sound like trivial tasks to us common folk, Day Dude is actually the Suns Son, and it is his solemn duty to protect his father from any forces that would do it harm. It is a job of unmatched necessity, and he must be prepared to face it unyieldingly f
I know, I know, not the most interesting topic in the entire world, but it’s important, OKAY? This is just a quick rundown of what exactly you’re looking at when you draw a Creepie card. HP: This is how much health your Creepie has. When it hits 0, you’re Knocked Out. Overall It’s the most important stat, you want to always keep track of it as you play. If you are playing as a low-HP character, make sure you have a health potion or restorative ability on deck. Attack: This
Real name [ROOTDACTED]. He began his career underground taking out small potatoes in the “Spud Life” gang, but quickly got a reputation for his excessively violent ways. There’s nothing he won’t do to a potato; boil ‘em, mash ‘em, even stick ‘em in a stew. You didn’t hear this from me, but I heard one time he even French fried a guy. Whether he entered the arena for personal or business reasons, no one knows. One things for sure, just don’t call him a sweet potato.
“Is there anything he can’t do?!” The phrase has been uttered countless times by his most adoring fans, and his most jealous enemies. As it stands, Captain Multitask is most famous for fighting crime, but many of his followers know him for his oscar winning performances, his theories on faster-than-smell travel, or that time he won olympic gold medals for hurdles, swimming, and hackey-sack at the same time. Now he faces his greatest challenge yet-- to win the crown in the Are
This is another weekly installment leading up to release of 'King of the Creepies.' In these articles I'll talk a little bit about the basics of gameplay, and offer a few pro-tips to get an early advantage. 'Creepies' is a game broken down into three phases: Market, Mischief, and Battle. Today we will discuss how to start the game on the right foot in the Market phase. The first Market phase is often the toughest for me because it can potentially set the tone of my strategy f
Time for a new bi-weekly biography segment I'm calling "Meet the Creepies!" Today we start with the elusive Can of Vegetables. Can of Vegetables was a prototype of the “Great Green Beans and Also National Defense” Corporation. The goal was to create a new type of meal that was nutritious, delicious, and could also eliminate any potential threat to consumers. But there was just one flaw; Can of Vegetables kept mistakenly interpreting attempts to be eaten as a threat, thus turn